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vineri, 13 decembrie 2013
joi, 12 decembrie 2013
miercuri, 11 decembrie 2013
Sleeping in Classroom
Joey and Katie are sitting in school. Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question. "Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil. "Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie. "Correct." Says the teacher. So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims. "Correct again." Says the teacher. So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?" Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil again, and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!"
World's funniest joke
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't
seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out
his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is
dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First,
let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is
heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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